Saturday, Dad and Mom were up early for a weekend. Mom is usually up early, but Dad usually sleeps until late. They left the house early with Ever. He said they drove for what seemed like a really long time. Then they went to a vets office. He does not much care for the vets, but this time was different. The lady who came to pet him brought him a girl! He said she was not his type, but when someone needs bred, he is always up for the job! The lady would not leave him alone, but it was ok with him. He also had some blood drawn and his teeth brushed, but he was so happy, he did not care! I will never understand males! Once they were done. Mom went into a building by herself and came out with food. She gave Ever some and he said he spent most of the trip home licking the flavor off the crate he was riding in.

Monday, Ever is in trouble with Bonnet and Isee for tattling again. He went to tell Mom that they were fighting, but she was busy and did not come out to break up the fight. Dad heard them and came running out. He could not break them up, so he went and got Mom. She finally came out and they broke up the fight. Mom insisted on carrying Bonnet in and did not seem happy with her at all. Dad carried Isee in and Mom was yelling at Ever again because he was pestering Isee. He smelled blood and figured she must be in season, but she was not happy about it and was snapping at him. In fact, Bonnet and Isee spent the rest of the week snapping at him because they are not in season and don’t want to be bothered. Isee got the worst of the injuries, so Mom and Dad went over her for quite a while. They left the rest of us in our pens for the night! How boring! She laid around for a couple of days, but is back to normal now. Since this incident, Dad has been afraid to let Bonnet and Isee out at the same time. Mom lets them out together and usually lets Ever out first, so Isee has to run to the crate so she can hide from Ever because she can’t tell Ever off when Bonnet is right next to her. Mom suspects something like this caused the fight in the first place, but we are not going to tell her!

Friday, Mom came home as usual and let all of us outside. Ever and I were wrestling, not fighting outside and he rolled me in some poop! It smelled wonderful! I went back out and rolled in it again because it was so much fun! Mom spoiled all my fun because she did not like the smell. She caught me and took me into the dog room and put me in the large green tub where she washes us. I had to have a complete bath! YUCK! I don’t like baths. Playing in a pool of water is great, but a bath is not even close to fun. Mom soaked me, then put this stinky stuff all over me. She then rinsed it out, but the smell did not go away. I lost all that good poop, and for what? Some smelly stuff that Mom likes the smell of? I don’t even smell like a normal dog now!